Monday, June 30, 2008

Cleveland Steamer

Top 10 reason I cannot come up with a new blog post:

10. The Cleveland Steamer.
9. Ass-less chaps cutting off circulation to brain in my penis.
8. Two words: Therapy.
7. Chipotle!
5. Ate #6, now I can't poop.
4. How I Met Your Mother reruns.
3. Still looking for the Six-Fingered Man.
2.The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza killed my last brain cell.
1. Crepes!

You kiss me on the lips and I am breathless, too weak to keep myself from fucking up

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Viva La Vida

The darker days are closing in. My fractured mind is slowly losing its shaky grasps on reality. I suddenly find myself wanting, hoping, praying that it would happen again. Wishing upon all that is holy for just one more fix. I am addicted. I can't win; there is no point in fighting this. I am what I am, and I am tired of being ashamed of it. It is time to come clean, tell the truth, and deal with the consequences like a man. So here it is, the ugly, horrible truth. My deepest, darkest secret I will ever share;

I like the new Coldplay song.

Don't judge me.

For some reason I can't explain, I know Saint Peter won't call my name

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