Top 10 reason I cannot come up with a new blog post:
10. The Cleveland Steamer.
9. Ass-less chaps cutting off circulation to brain in my penis.
8. Two words: Therapy.
7. Chipotle!
5. Ate #6, now I can't poop.
4. How I Met Your Mother reruns.
3. Still looking for the Six-Fingered Man.
2.The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza killed my last brain cell.
1. Crepes!
-B
You kiss me on the lips and I am breathless, too weak to keep myself from fucking up
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