This Is Why I Am Single

10 things I never want to hear a woman say:

1. Um, we need to talk.


2. It burns when I pee.


3. I think my boyfriend knows.


4. Have you accepted our lord Jesus Christ as your savior?


5. I just got my drivers license!


6. I don’t think it’s loaded…


7. Have you met your son?


8. Relax, I know exactly where we’re going.


9. I don’t think that was apple juice…


10. My dads a cop.

-B
Do you feel like a man when you push her around?