Sunday, December 03, 2006

This Is Why I Am Single

10 things I never want to hear a woman say:

  1. Um, we need to talk.

  2. It burns when I pee.

  3. I think my boyfriend knows.

  4. Have you accepted our lord Jesus Christ as your savior?

  5. I just got my drivers license!

  6. I don’t think it’s loaded…

  7. Have you met your son?

  8. Relax, I know exactly where we’re going.

  9. I don’t think that was apple juice…

  10. My dads a cop.

Do you feel like a man when you push her around?

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