It is hard to imagine a world without boobs. What would Madonna have worn on her Vogue tour in place of road cones? Would she have replaced them with paper plates? I can only imagine the social ramifications that would ensue in the world of fashion. All of our models would flaunt the latest fashions from Dixie Cup and Bounty. Could women wear shirts without bras? And if so, would us men still look at them? I fear the day I look at my buddy and say the phrase “man that bitch has got a great set of Chinet’s on her!” That will be a dismal day.
I’m never talking to you again