Thursday, February 08, 2007

Shake Your Money Maker

I didn't know that our fight against breast cancer was going so well that we can afford to turn donation money away. I'm sure that it is a comfort to women suffering from breast cancer that The Breast Cancer Society of Canada turned away filthy money plagued by women dancing in a manner that could be considered questionable. Sure, they might die before we found a cure, but at least they didn't contribute to the degradation of breast cancer and ruin its good name by accepting money from exotic dancers. Who the hell do those dancers think they are anyway? Trying to donate money to a good cause and all, it's just not right. Glad to know that the fight against breast cancer is going so well.

Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you.

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Jessica said...

oh don't be that way. you don't have to worry, i'm sure all the coffee shop boys love your tight little buns. or what i'm assuming are your tight little buns.

and maybe strippers should donate to all cancer, since breast cancer actually kills such a small percentage of the population. or maybe they should donate to female heart disease, the number one killer of all women. breast cancer is a tool feminists use to garner sympathy by exploiting the women who have it. fuck that.

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